May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.
I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number
This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.
checking tumblr in public
that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
i emotionally connect with this cat
ur girl with u:
ur girl with me: